How I Met Your Mother, 3x08: Spoiler Alert
- Ted: I mean, you got used to Lily's loud chewing, right?
- Marshall: ... Lily doesn't chew loudly.
- Ted: Dude. This isn't news. Why do you think I call her Chewbacca?
- Marshall: I suspect because she's loyal, wears shiny belts, and I resemble a young Harrison Ford.
Hockey? Hockey is our game.
Is it sad that this makes me cry, and I don’t even care how lame that is?
Now that I have your attention, listen. You do not come into my town and threaten people I care about. Going after Elena? Bad move. You leave her alone or I will rip you to bits because I do believe in killing the messenger. You know why? Because it sends a message. Katherine wants something from me? You tell that little bitch to come get it herself.
Damon Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries), 1x21: Isobel
(via circussoul)
“Doctor, I’m taking your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.”
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Elena: But you took a risk with Damon. How did you know he was going to give it to me?
Isobel: Because he’s in love with you.
The Vampire Diaries - Isobel (1x21)
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